About me
Tamar. 22. Dutch. Med school. Currently living a Teen Wolf life. These two ruined me.
I have a hella rad twin sister.
Watching: Arrow season 2, Homeland season 2
On my to-watch list: Captain America 2, OuaT, Veronica Mars
Working on: Get To Know Me Meme, Doctor Who rewatch, 100 pictures of the Avengers cast, and a monster slowbuild Sterek fic.

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[ break of day ]

commission for my lovely friend Freck ♥
she wanted something serene, quiet, domestic and emotional :)

I’m not supposed to be some kind of Olympic runner. When my parents saw the movie for the first time, they were just like, ‘Oh my God, how are you standing?’ It was a blur – I just did a lot of sprinting.


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So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:


and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

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A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?



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